Chunk-Nugget Slobber Reviews
65My Favorite :)
Welcome to Chunk-Nuggets Slobber Reviews
She
may only be 4 months old, but she has great taste this little girl. She got
it from her mom I suppose. We (Chunk-Nugget and myself) decided to share some of her favorite items of play with any of you who may have a baby, or know someone who does. These toys, and a few other items, were judged fairly based on these factors....
- Quantity of slobber found on toy
- Level of FREAKED-OUTEDNESS that occurs when toy can't be found.
- Absence of terrified scream when placed in front of Chunk-Nugget's face.
- ...last but not least, the ability to be tugged on, tossed around, chewed and slobbered on, lost in every known and unknown place possible....and still keep a smile on their face.
FROM LEAPFROG...MEET VIOLET (SISTER OF SCOUT) AND BEST FRIEND OF PRESS!
Just like Leapfrog to come out with the ultimate in awesome toys. My daughter loves this this. There is Violet, one of my babysitters and also a favorite of my daughters. This toy also comes in green, that would be her brother Scout. You can plug them up to your computer to customize these with your child's name, favorite color, food, animal and so on. When it sings, it has their name in the song. One of the songs even spells out the child's name. Those are on the green music paw. The pink balloon button says phrases like, "I love you _______". Or "I'm getting sleepy, will you read to me?" My favorite, is the blue paw. It's the bed time music, you can set it on 2 minutes, 5 minutes or 10 minutes. You can pick and choose from a list of songs online to swap around when it's birthday time, or holidays. When you push the night time lullabies, Violet yawns, and says..."10 minutes of bedtime music, snuggle up Chunk-Nugget". The best $20 I have spent in a long time.
Violet with Press, Best Friends
Meet Press, best friend of Violet
Meet Press ( Not sure if that's her real name or not, but that's what's written across her chest, so that's who she is around here) the ABC giraffe, and best friend of Violet. She's cute and cuddly, and she was Chunk-Nugget's first best friend, besides her Wubbanub. She sings the ABC's to her while I take a quick tee-tee, or run to check the mail. She's sometimes my best friend too. Chunk-Nugget loves to coo and giggle at Press while she sings her little song. I hoping with any luck, Chunk will know her ABC's by the time she's 9 months old. You can find Press at WalMart for about $10.
Pillow Pets and Slobber Face
LADY THE LADYBUG PILLOW PET and
she won the SLOBBER award, because she happens to be Chunk-Nugget's favorite Christmas present, as evidenced by the numerous wet spots of slobber juice all over this Lady's face! She also wins points for dur-ability to maintain a smile on her face, even though she endures endless hours of having her antenna's pulled, and chewed on, and her face poked, chewed, and wet.
THUMBS DOWN REVIEW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU HEAR WHEN Chunk-Nugget SEES THIS THING IN HER FACE. JUST LIKE I SHARED THE GOOD OF THE SLOBBER REVIEWS, THIS WOULD BE MR. SAD BAD MONKEY. SAD, BECAUSE AS YOU SEE BEHIND HIM, HE IS NOT A PART OF THE POPULAR CROWD, AND BAD BECAUSE APPARENTLY, HE SCARES THE BUH-JEEBEEZ OUT OF Chunk-Nugget! BAD MR. MONKEY.
I had a kitchen sink when I was a baby!
More Reviews to Come
Well that does it for this months reviews. Hope we gave you good information on these few baby products. As we try new things, which we do often, usually around Daddy's pay day, we will share our views on here with you. Thank you for coming to read Chunk-Nuggets Slobber Reviews.
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